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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? I'm sure she would, too."
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"Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist."
"My 14yo made fun of me this morning because I had to go to work while he had a snow day, so I changed the wifi password."
"Bird Strike Pilots in a cockpit of A380: -Damn! Birdstrike!! -NO!! It was a Fokker 50!!"
"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"
"Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken"
"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"
"[Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*"
"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."
"Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra."