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Joke of the Day

"What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already? Mistress: Are you done yet? Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"

"if ur ever in a scary movie situation and find that the phone cords been cut just act like the phone still works thatll confuse the bad guy"

"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"

"too Hairy I went to town to see MS. Lucy, I'll give her two cents to see her pussy. The hair was so black I couldn't see her crack, so I asked for my two cents back"

"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."

"What's the difference between men and women? Women play hard to get. Men get hard to play."

"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... it's hard to get up"

"Tom should concentrate less on Myspace and more on his shoe business"