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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""

"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"

"The sound of thunder is no longer Thor's hammer. It's a pissed-off Lady-Thor stomping round Asgard and noisily filling the dishwasher while she waits for someone to ask her what's wrong..."

"My autobiography would just be a really long Taco Bell receipt."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One of them was assaulted"

"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"""How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?"" - The pitch for the month of December."

"I hear an important member of Jehovah's Witness died He's knocking on heaven's door"

"Hear about the malaysia airlines pizza delivery order? Two large planes."