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Joke of the Day

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."

"My wife ran away with my best friend. I haven't met him yet."

"""Do not touch"" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille."

"The world is my oyster. Too expensive to enjoy every day."

"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"

"Dear airlines, spend less money making cutesy safety videos and pass those savings on to your customers. Wouldn't that be cool?"

"What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!"

"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"