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Joke of the Day

"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"

"Dates a zombie: so someone finally likes me for my brain."

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb was already changed a month ago the last time this was reposted"

"Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one."

"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"

"i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power"

"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipation""? ... It never came out..."

"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"

"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"