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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the apple jump in the grinder? He was suicider."
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"Where do cats go to vacation? Meowi"
"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."
"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."
"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"
"A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender asks ""What's with the steering wheel?"" The pirate says ""ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."""
"What is a ducks favourite drug? quack"
"How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die."
"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."
"Two college feminists walk into a bar They tell it to check its privelege."