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Joke of the Day

"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."

"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? A gangbang"

"Headache A guy asked his wife how she slept and she said 'not well, I was up in the night with a headache'. 'Funny', he said, 'I don't remember waking up and asking you for sex'."

"I heard Florida rapper Rick Ross is making a cameo in the new dragon ball z movie Hes got that 8th ball."

"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."

"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""

"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""

"To all those people that have ever talked about me behind my back... You discussed me."

"Why is glue white? If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work."

"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"