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Joke of the Day

"A man was masturbating for 48 days straight until finally he blew his load It was a long time coming."

"What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy? Uniball"

"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"

"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"

"Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds."

"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""

"i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast. i just like the way it tastes, dude"

"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."

"What did one Viking war paint say to the other? Poly, you're a Thane."

"I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and people kept calling me a pedophile, just because I'm 53 and she is 22... ...totally ruined our 10th anniversary."