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Joke of the Day
"Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man? Because he always went Against All Odds."
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"How does a spider know if he just had sex with an actual female? She eats him alive afterward."
"I spent all day yesterday putting my old watches together to make a belt. When I finally finished I realized it was just a huge waste of time."
"Cabin Fever... A man says to his wife, ""Can you tell me something that makes me angry and happy at the same time?"" She thinks about it and says, ""Sure. You got a bigger dick than your brother."""
"The cow got very nervous when it saw beef As cow's career was at steak"
"Said she was gonna send a pic of her ""backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page"
"Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape"
"How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding? ""Mon, soon."""
"Life is like toilet paper You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole"
"The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird."