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Joke of the Day
"What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy? Uniball"
Next Joke
"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."
"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An electron"
"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"
"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."
"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"
"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"
"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"