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Joke of the Day
"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""
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"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? You can't tell it's in the dark"
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball"
"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."
"Invite everyone you know over for dinner. Set the table really fancy. Serve 6 courses that are just mayonnaise in different bowls/plates"
"[Biker gang] ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed? BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we ""synchronize our cycles."""
"""Flight 1234 are you ready to copy holding instructions?"" ""Center make that request on the next frequency...."""
"If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?"
"An average teenage boy nowadays has seen more naked women than all of their ancestors put together."