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Joke of the Day
"What did one Viking war paint say to the other? Poly, you're a Thane."
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"A cop stops a drunk man and asks: How high are you? The man replies: This is wrong english, you should say 'Hi, How are You?'"
"What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S? WD-4D"
"""Yes, I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom, please."" ""Sir, that's a sleeping bag."""
"What is the definition of ""making love?"" It's something a woman does when a man is fucking her."
"A network engineer goes to the doctor...... He told the doctor, ""It hurts when IP"""
"""Hitler, no Hitlering!"" said Dora. But it was too late."
"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds? A small medium at large."
"What's the mating call of a sorority girl? O My GOd! I am so drunk."