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Joke of the Day

"I went to a bar with my girlfriend last night and people kept calling me a pedophile, just because I'm 53 and she is 22... ...totally ruined our 10th anniversary."

"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."

"Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough."

"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""

"Actual men and women are extinct. Too many insecure, narcissistic, attention seeking shit lords roam this earth and I want to vomit."

"What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep."

"What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies? One is a bunch of cunning runts."

"What do you call people migrating to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners."

"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"