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Joke of the Day

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"I had a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work"

"Whats the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance can finish a race."

"M&Ms should change their packaging. They should make it a white wrapper."

"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"

"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"

"Don't forget the 3 most important factors in choosing the right words for a ubiquitous real estate mantra: Locution, locution, locution. *twitter: @chippedbeef*"

"What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? Profane tanks."

"It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal. It got de-ported"

"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."