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Joke of the Day
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
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"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."
"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."
"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"
"So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar Just kidding"
"Did you hear about the football player who went to jail? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver."
"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""
"Girlfriend: hey babe you wanna get breakfast and go for a run? (Cut to me with a mouth full of Doritos) Me: I have shin splints"
"A termite walks into a club. 'Is the bar tender here?'"