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Joke of the Day
"I had a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work"
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"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."
"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."
"Why did the blonde quit using the pill? Because it kept falling out."
"What does socialism smell like? It has a Bernie smell."
"Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt."
"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""
"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"
"There's this band called one thousand and twenty three megabytes They haven't had any gigs yet."
"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("