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Joke of the Day
"What's worse that burning the turkey on thanksgiving? Being a starving African Child."
Next Joke
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh."
"What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral."
"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."
"What do you call a Sandwich with legs? Bready Legs"
"Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing."
"How do you blindfold an Asian? With Dental Floss"
"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"
"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."
"Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk? Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here."