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Joke of the Day

"New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It's called Pffffffffft!"

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"

"Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first."

"Why is Santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"

"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."

"Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe? Thor."

"Best pickup line ever Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?"

"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"

"So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!"

"This one is for the Electricians A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar""."