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Joke of the Day

"Having sex with you is like playing hide and seek After the first 60 seconds you yell ""ready or not, here I come!"""

"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."

"Australians don't have sex... ...they mate"

"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"In honor of National Limerick day (U.S.) There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"

"The ACLU has informed me that Mother's Day is too inclusive. So Happy Everyone Gay Pride AIDS Awareness Aboriginal Illegitimate Child Day!"

"What did the water say to the boat? Nothing. It just waved."

"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"

"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."

"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."