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"(Offensive joke) What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven? 2 large planes"
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"In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is. I think he regrets winning the war now."
"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"
"I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool."
"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""
"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."
"Just flew in from a masturbation convention... Man my arm is tired."
"Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb it's a globe."
"And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band."