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Joke of the Day

"Three men walk into a bar, what's missing? The joke! Usually one would introduce this one with: ""I'm gonna tell you a joke"" - but since we are in /r/jokes here, the setup should be ok."

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"Online dates are like recipes... they never look like the picture."
"Wife renewed me for another season."
"Marriage counselor to new patients: Before discussing a couples differences, I first like to hear what they have in common. Husband: Fine. We both hate to suck cock."
"I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have any Windows."
"Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded."
"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"
"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."
"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"