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Joke of the Day

"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."

"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"

"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."

"My husband asked what Vine was while reading a BOOK. Hahaha 1910 called, it wants its intellect strengthening form of entertainment back!"

"TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER 7yo: I have an empty snail shell collection. Me: How many do you have? 7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO? 7yo: I said it was empty."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"

"When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors: I tell them, ""you'll come around eventually!"""

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim"

"Oh, you said floppy DISK. *pulls pants back up* Yeah, I don't know what that is."

"Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks."