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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts..."
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"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse is less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."
"Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?"
"A man walks into a bar... His friends ducked."
"What's a dish best served cold? Air condish."
"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."
"How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way"
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"Iron Man: I'll hack into their security. Hulk: HULK SMASH DOOR! Thor: I'll silence their guards. Captain America: What's a microwave?"
"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"