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Joke of the Day
"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"
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"Me + + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined."
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
"A gentler Tarantino movie where the two tough hoods argue about whether Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins was a better lead singer in Genesis."
"Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on..."
"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."
"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"
"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'"
"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the chin"