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Joke of the Day
"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."
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"8.7328917415 The cube root of all evil."
"I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking... My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills."
"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."
"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."
"""When I learned how to edit videos I felt like the Flash..."" Friend: ""Why, because you fast learner?"" Me: ""No, because I fucked up the timeline."""
"What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime? Bleach."
"How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"Crimea River Crimea river - Putin"
"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."