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Joke of the Day
"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."
Next Joke
"Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!"
"Sorry I'm late. My dog ate my car."
"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"
"What do you call an Italian with one arm? Speech impaired."
"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."
"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"
"Other people's umbrellas are more annoying than other people's kids because umbrellas never say anything darnedest at all."
"What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture"
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary and those who don't"