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Joke of the Day
"A nun is put to death by a firing squad.... She lived and died holey."
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"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."
"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""
"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."
"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"
"What do you get when you cross a flea with a rooster? An itchy cock."
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh."