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Joke of the Day
"A nun is put to death by a firing squad.... She lived and died holey."
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"I asked my mom something really stupid. I asked her to calm down."
"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."
"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."
"What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie? A salty cracker with cheese."
"My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with ""stories""."
"[torturing terrorist] [plays EDM] [beat rises] [beat keeps rising] [beat rises endlessly] Terrorist: MAKE IT DROP I'LL TELL U ANYTHING"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."
"When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life. And by ""younger"" I mean yesterday."
"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."