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Joke of the Day
"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
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"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"
"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"
"""Update your Adobe or you'll be sleeping with the fishes"" - Flash mob"
"My roommate called the suicide hotline and they put him on hold They just left him hangin'"
"A girl tells a guy that she can't get pregnant... ...turns out that he wasn't lying."
"There's a banana and a vibrator on a table... The banana turns to the vibrator and asks: ""Hey, why are you trembling? It's not *you* they're going to eat!"""
"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"
"How did Trump win? He Trumped the opposition. It was Hillaryious"
"What time does Wimbledon start? Tennish"