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Joke of the Day

"""Jesus loves you."" A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."

"If you hear someone sing Jingle Bells and you don't respond with Batman smells then I don't wanna be friends with you."

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."

"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."

"HER: my dad hates puns but loves food ME: got it HER: dad, this my date ME: hey papaya yam glad to meat u HIM: *shakes then crushes my hand*"

"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"

"My walk of shame is when i'm going home from an Adam Sandler movie."

"Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December? Fajitas!"