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Joke of the Day

"If you could choose between having a light saber or saving a child..... Which color light saber would you choose?"

"""What protection do you use?"" ""Protection?"" ""When you have Sex."" ""Sex??"""

"In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot."

"I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off."

"You can even hide a dead body in Terms & Conditions, No one will ever know."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, and thus are incapable of feeling fear."

"What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust."

"""Be there in 5."" - liars"

"How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority"