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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine."

"What do fish smoke? Seewead"

"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"

"An officer pulls over a speeding blonde and asks her for her license. She angrily exclaims ""Yesterday you took away my license and now you want to see it again?"""

"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."

"Why are all ants British? Because they colonize."

"Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite."

"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"

"A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking."