221132

Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"

"The widow ask the doctor ""Why did my husband die?"" Doctor responds: ""Heavy drug use, ma'am"" Widow: ""But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!"" Doctor: ""I know, but I did"""

"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."

"What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth."

"[An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor] ""Get out of here, NOW!"" ""Why?"" ""HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?"""

"DAE always have that substitute teacher who didn't know anything about the subject matter? Sorry. Wrong sub."

"A man walks into a restaurant..."

"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"

"Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet? Because he can't bring himself to click the ""submit"" button."