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Joke of the Day
"I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today."
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"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."
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"A joke my dad said about black people! I said, Dad do you like black people? He says, ""Yeah! I think everyone should have one or two!"""