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Joke of the Day

"I saw a spider in my bedroom so I did what any man would do... I got in an argument with my wife so I could sleep on the couch."

"Saw a black guy today with a black guy. Did he get punched in the eye?"

"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."

"Peeing with a boner... It's hard."

"A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them."

"How amphetamine addiction is called? Need for Speed."

"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."

"If three men are arguing about whether to be known as Jews, Israelis, or Hebrews... ...would you say they're just arguing Semitics?"

"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"

"I registered as a sex offender.. ..just so I wouldn't have to wake up early to drive the kids to school."