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Joke of the Day

"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""

"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"

"*bites nails* Sorry. Bad habit. I haven't been on a date in a while ""I can see why"" she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth"

"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."

"Where assholes go to die The cheap toilet paper section."

"Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop."

"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."

"call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty"

"[hospital] ""We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."" ""Is that bahahaad?"" ""Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."""

"My favorite genre on Netflix is ""watch it again"""