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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can't tell you it was to cheesy."
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"You haven't experienced awkwardness and felt like a complete idiot until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."
"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."
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"My girlfriend always asks me to text her when I get in... That's how small my cock really is."
"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."
"? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ? Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures."
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"Got Abs bro? Abs olutely."
"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"