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Joke of the Day

"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"

"My friends say I'm frugal. I'm not buying it."

"What are jokes about janitors called? Sweeping generalizations."

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."

"This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin"

"People told me girls wait their whole lives to hear a man say ""I do"" Apparently not if the question was ""Do you think I put on weight?"""

"This whole time I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a coloring book for dogs"

"The only thing worse than watching a TED Talk is doing it on Netflix so your TV thinks you like TED Talks & tries to make you watch more"

"'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy."