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Joke of the Day
"What are jokes about janitors called? Sweeping generalizations."
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"What do you call a mad lunch? Hater-tots"
"Well this is awkward. Apparently when my wife's friend invited me over for a play-date I was supposed to bring my kids."
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""
"Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone."
"if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of ""ice, ice, baby."""
"Did you hear Jill Stein and Al Franken are getting married? Their kids said they will hyphenate their last names to ""Franken-Stein."""
"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."
"When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA."