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Joke of the Day
"What are jokes about janitors called? Sweeping generalizations."
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"Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk"""
"I like my bourbon the way the Chinese like their women... 11 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."
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"Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing."