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Joke of the Day
"This whole time I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a coloring book for dogs"
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"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"
"Why do people say,""You can't make this stuff up."" Nope. Not true at all. You can literally make up anything you want anytime."
"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"
"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?"
"How to you read a book? Just reddit."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes..."
"So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here."
"A man came into the emergency room with six plastic toy horses in his ass... The doctors say his condition is stable."