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Joke of the Day

"The only thing worse than watching a TED Talk is doing it on Netflix so your TV thinks you like TED Talks & tries to make you watch more"

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"

"Women's soccer"

"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark) They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!"

"Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it."

"Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do."

"You can't spell ""ducking"" without ""autocorrect"""

"Why is stevie wonder always smiling? No one's told him he's black."

"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"

"How can you tell someone's an atheist? You can't. They'll always tell you first."