114154

Joke of the Day

"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"

"Boss: You wrote one of your strengths is invisibility and that seems--what are you doing?! Me (giving him the finger): Wait--you can see me?"

"So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol ""Rings?"" Not visible enough ""Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads"" -India"

"white ppl: omg lakeisha is such a ghetto name white ppl: here comes my child daffodil ginseng blueberry yogurt"

"Why do people call their weed the Koran? Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned"

"What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged? An amputee"

"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."

"How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus? Tentacles."

"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."

"Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson? The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library."