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Joke of the Day

"Nobody thinks my march madness bracket will win I just can't see why people would dismiss a team that beat professional organizations last year. I say Golden State all the way."

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"I laugh at an ex who now dates an ugly man-pig... Until I realize that maybe she has a type."
"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"
"What smell foot, pussy and ass in the same time ? rolled into a ball tights"
"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."
"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."
"I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery..."
"""Hey, what's that Febreeze that smells like Fireball?"" Yeah, non-alchoholics call that cinnamon."