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Joke of the Day

"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"

"Why are most runners single? At best they're ASICS."

"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"

"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and another to hold the penis. ladder! I meant ladder."

"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"

"the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger."

"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."

"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"

"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"