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Joke of the Day

"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""

"You can tell a lot about a person's personality by the type of car they drive. I haven't got one."

"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"

"girl are u my neighbor's wifi? cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting"

"As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts. My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia. My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good."

"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"

"did you hear about the gipsy that had a glass baby married a fortune teller with a crystal ball."

"The Catholic Church is selling bath bombs! *puts Jesus Christ limited edition bath bomb into water* *water turns into wine* Thank u Jesus"

"Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom, pleading with their Snow God for mercy."

"[ In bed, trying to find a cold spot ] Ahhhh, there it is... Wife: Get off of me!!"