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Joke of the Day

"If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""

"Mario's brother died... But he was still able to contact him through a Luigi board."

"This orange does not taste right... I think I'm gonna put it back in the crayon box."

"I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros. Did you know that when he was a kid people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer?"

"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"

"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"

"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."

"My girlfriend got gang raped by a group of mimes... They did unspeakable things to her."

"Jesus walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says I'll just have a water thanks ;)"

"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"