193225

Joke of the Day

"A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow"

"I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... ""You're fired!"""

"Being with a whore.... Is like sitting on a warm toilet seat. You didn't see the last guy leave, but you know someone was just there."

"If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"

"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."

"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"

"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"

"Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? A: Decalfinated."

"I Hate Watching Romantic Movies at the Cinema I hate watching romantic movies at the cinema because I'm the only one who laughs, especially at those crying in front of me."

"Thought I saw God in my rear-view mirror yesterday... Turns out it was just a dog."