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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!"

"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."

"Why are erectile dysfunction jokes so unfunny? They're not hard to make."

"You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls."

"A co-worker has stopped acknowledging me in the hallway. Please tell me what I did to make you want to ignore me, so I can do it to others."

"What type of wrists are the scariest? Terror wrists."

"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."