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Joke of the Day

"To clean up or just move. This is the question."

"My 10 y/o daughter made this joke up on the way to school... What do you get when you cross Hitler with a fish? A-dolphin!"

"TOP PLACES TO DO KARATE IN FRONT OF: 1. Sunset 2. Crashing waves 3. Dad's grave (as casket is lowered) 4. New stepdad's face 5. Quiznos"

"What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow? Chop chop."

"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."

"Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That's how this works."

"Old friend: Wow! When the hell did you grow a beard? Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time."

"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."

"I think it's unfair that when a human eats uncooked fish it's ""sushi,"" but when a fish eats uncooked human, it's ""a shark attack."""

"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"