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Joke of the Day
"You might be from Mexico but I'm sure I've eaten more Mexican food than you."
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"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" ""384 my liege"" ""Ok, round them up"" ""400 my liege"""
"Asians aren't bad drivers. They're just disoriented."
"What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind!"
"*walks into funeral while playing the mandolin* ""I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?"" *dead guy sits up in casket* No it sounds lovely. Keep going"
"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"
"Two Men Walk Into A Bar Its okay, they're getting stitches at the hospital."
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."
"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."