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Joke of the Day

"I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,... but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S."

"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""

"How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers."

"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"

"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."

"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"

"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."

"My default emotion is irrational rage."

"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""

"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"