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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedos favourite key? A minor."
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"I also like my coffee like i like my slaves. Hand-picked from a third world country. ...I'll show myself out."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"
"Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !"
"Heard this at Disney... What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? What? An elephino! (What's better is that they tell this surrounded by kids, and the parent's all just chuckle)"
"The President gets an Escort..."
"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."
"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""
"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."