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Joke of the Day

"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."

"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."

"What's the difference between a shrimp with big tits and a bus station full of old people? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station!"

"Did you hear about the latest innovation in french tanks? Rear view mirrors so they can see the battles going on."

"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."

"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."

"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"