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Joke of the Day

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other hands either because that is how diseases are spread."

"Hear about the guy who had a fetish for Christmas? He was fucking crackers."

"What do you need when you're constipated in math class? Squeeze Theorem"

"What did the stamp say to the envelope? ""I've become attached to you."""

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."

"whats the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? ...one is a little lighter"

"This woman at work sounds just like me. I'm going to pay her to call my Mom and occasionally say mmhmm and how nice."

"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."

"A dad is suspicious, and asks his teenager ""Son, would you pass a drug test right now?"" ""Sure, I know all about drugs - quiz me!"""

"What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?"